Graeme Duff
September 1999

Email: graeme.d@virgin.net

Born: 14th August 1977, Warri, Nigeria

Previous Bands: Death and Decay, Torrential Pain

Three words to describe myself: Lazy, miserable, hairy

Musical Influences: Black Sabbath and anything else that doesn't bow down to corporate rock rules. Forget structure, forget lyrics, just close your eyes and feel your way. The place is there for everyone, just find the right music to take the trip on!

Favourite Drink: Newcastle Brown Ale ( 'cause I can't say it right)

Distinguishing Features: Lack of smile, pessimistic outlook, shorts, dodgy accent, constant use of the phrase "I Abstain"

Position: Guitars / Vocals

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[information taken from an email questionnaire sent to the band]

Height: 6'1''(?)
Eye colour: Green
Hair Colour: Brown
Shoe Size: 9 or 10
What does your name mean: Old Scots for a Homestead apparently. Most likely a bastardization of the far inferior Graham.
Were you named after anyone: (not answered)
Siblings: Jackie (28)
Religion: Undecided
High school graduation year: 1995?
Favourite relatives: I like all 3 of them thank you very much!
Last Movie You Saw In Theatre: The Phantom Menace, we call it a cinema here
by the way, dumb American.
Last Movie You Rented: Blade?
Favourite TV shows: The Simpsons, Earth Worm Jim!
Do you believe in angels: Oh go on then!
Do you believe in aliens: Hell yes, they swim to America all the time and work as cleaning ladies....Oh I think I got confused by that one.
Do you believe in yourself: I'm pretty sure I exist. Don't know about the rest of you though.
Do you want to get married: Not if its just for the sake of it!
Favourite music video: Metallica Cliff Em All.
Favourite game to play: Break the amplifier
Favourite drink: Irn Bru
Favourite food: I'll eat anything except for bananas and cold tinned food.
Favourite colour(s): Deep Purple
Favourite sound: Chords in the key of low
Favourite smell: All kinds of baked goods
Favourite song: Yeah like I could narrow it down!
Favourite book: The Lord Of The Rings
What CD is in your CD player right now: Spiritual Beggars- Mantra III
Do you have a job: Purchase Ledger dogsbody
Do you have any bad habits: being as cheap as possible
What do you look for in a boy/girlfriend: Something Special
Have you ever smoked: Nah
Ever used drugs: None other than the obvious alcohol, caffeine and prescribed medications, oh and a few I probably don't know about.
Whats your favourite sport: Football
Favourite ice cream flavour: coffee?
Best feeling in the World: I haven't experienced it all yet! I'll tell you later.
Worst feeling in the world: Seeing time slip away while you sit and wait
Worst fear: Unfulfillment
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Asking myself why I wasted time wondering where I'd be in 10 years
Whats the sweetest thing anyones ever done for you: Made a snow globe of me and God!
First thought in the morning: Shit I hate this!
Do you get motion sickness: not really
Roller coasters- deadly or exciting: deadly
How many rings before you answer the phone: usually 4 or the fecking answer machine goes on
Future sons name: James
Future daughter: Not sure?
Are you a vegetarian: No
Last phone number you called: Rich (Khang)
Last words you said: Goodnight
Are you a good friend: I'm not sure
Chocolate or Vanilla cake: chocolate
What do you drive: Toyota thing
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: If it stays on my bed, yes
Thunderstorms cool or scary?: Cool
What do you wear to bed: one of my cool pyjama collections
Do you eat stems of broccoli: Absofuckinglutely man
If you could dye your hair one colour, what would it be: No thanks
If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: Probably wouldn't, but if I had to I would have COPYRIGHT 1977 on my ankle
Favourite brand of gum: Who cares
What's on your walls in your room: posters and a painting my gran did
Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: Take It Easy - The Eagles (We may lose and we may win, but we'll never be here again)
Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Which kind of milk is your favourite: Skimmed
Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: No
When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: eyes
If you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be: A spade
What's under your bed: nothing
What's the best number in the World: 3

Have you ever:

Been on a plane: Yes
Swimming in the ocean: Yes
Been in a school play: No
Cried in public: Yes
Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yes
Fallen asleep in the shower or bath: No
Been to church: Yes
Climbed a tree: Yes
Been on a motorbike: No
Played soccer: Yes
Sat in a restaurant without ordering anything: Yes
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Seen anyone die right in front of you: Do Type O Negative count?
Wanted to die: No
Driven a car: Yes
Ice skated: yes
Roller skated: No
Had a cavity: no
Broken an arm: Yes, my right while pretending to be tarzan
Gotten stiches: yes
Thought you were in love: Yes
Gone skinny dipping: no
Said I love you and meant it: Yes
Said I love you just for personal gain: No
Been hurt by someone you love: yes
Stayed up til 4am on the phone: No
What are you thinking at this very moment: I've got to get up in 6 hours
Say something nice about the person that sent this to you: They both drive a mean trailer laden car! [That'll be Kevin & Malky then!]