NEWS

British Mayhem
Raging Speedhorn did their country proud recently at an in-store signing session and live set at Tower Records in London. They managed to break a security camera, write "CUNT" on someone's face, throw beer on the crowd, and deface a display. Tower said they have never had a more badly behaved and drunk band. They were consequently banned from performing or signing in the store again! Speedhorn's reply:
"They (Tower) were the one's providing us with the alcohol, so what did they really expect from a band called Raging Speedhorn??? The security camera breaking wasn't meant to happen, I only tried to headbutt it and it fell apart! And the kid 

we wrote on... well, we didn't want to write 'C**t' on his forehead, we wanted to put 'Scunthorpe Utd' but there wasn't enough room....."
More power to them...

Promo Crap
I've been asked to put this in the zine. Note that I did not write this crap, it is record company bullshit. I do not endorse this band in any way!! And punctuation errors are theirs...

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Nailed Nazarene Records"