Let's go for

1. Shitty, lightweight, black metal pop groups. they spend more time screeching into their mummy's bedroom mirror than they will ever do trying to write a decent HEAVY tune. they pose and ponce about more than the Glam rock groups of the 80's - at least Motley Crue had a song called Bastards and that was fairly heavy. chuffing losers. I could drop them all and they can even use their stupid swords. tossers.

2. Screeching metal singers. Ok, Carcass just about got away with it, and At The Gates made a classic Slayer album and made the screeching okay, but HAVE YOU HEARD HECATE UNTHRONED? What a load of dog turd. if that guy ever shrieks in my vicinity I will squeeze his balls so tightly he will shatter every glass in a 10 mile radius and never so much as squeek again!

3. ACRIMONY - Oi! ACRIMONY! NO!!!!!!! How dare they draft such a classic, then NOT tour and NOT make another album and then BREAK UP!!! pfffffffffff! Still they made A Classic. bastards! mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

4. Joey Belladonna for jibbing out of a tour with Anthrax. not that we'd ever see them in the UK anyway...

CRYPTOPSY ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring back Twisted Sister!!!!

Peace stoner peeple.

send me loads of gear or I'll send you loads of abuse (maybe)!

see ya.

Neal.

p.s. nice to see you dont pander to shitty bands there. nice. cheers for the MP3's too.